The field of philanthropy needs a bit more humor. What better way to laugh at ourselves than to create silly phrases that no one can decipher?
Check out the Philanthropy Jargon Generator. Their instructions are simple:
1. Click the "Create Jargon" button.
2. Watch useful phrases appear in the box.
3. Repeat as needed, until grant application or annual report is completed.
Here are some of my favorite ones:
* develop coalition-based policymaking networks
* extend high-bandwidth strategic alliances
* extrapolate philanthropic collaborations
* drill down on impactful capacity building